Hose me down

I had some really spicy North Indian food last night for dinner, and this morning I woke up with my ass on fire.

Today I walked the distance to the North Pole, except for the fact I did all the walking inside a shopping mall. All in a vain effort to buy the perfect gift.

Women can be so difficult to shop for.

3 thoughts on “Hose me down”

  1. I wanted to make a stupid joke of presenting yourself as the gift, but then decided against it. Yeah i know pointless comment but just hi would weird as well.

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