Ok, it’s that time of year. Everywhere you turn there’re roses, mushy cards and even mushier ads in print and on TV, couples getting lovey-dovey and all, and of course…. the rest of us stewing in our anger and jealousy because we’re not as lucky.
There are a lot of us, even the lovey-dovey ones, who consider V-Day to be an exercise in making lots of moolah:
And hey, the florists and greeting card companies and all the other merchandisers out there sure aren’t complaining…
But admit it, despite all your objections to such a transparent and obviously commercialised event, you still would be over the moon if you got a V-Day card or even better: beautiful red roses.
Let’s face it – we’re not angry at V-Day. We’re just pissed off we don’t have that special someone with whom to spend it.
So go on, vent your anger at V-Day. We all know what you’re really thinking.
To all you lovey-dovey types, I sincerely wish you a wonderful Valentine’s Day.
For the rest of us (including yours truly):
All images sourced from: BE MY ANTI-VALENTINE