I got bit by a spider this morning.
Tricky fella was hiding behind the shower-head.
It was just a tiny sting. A slight red mark on my hand is all that’s left.
Anyway, after the bite, I did what any self-respecting, intelligent, rational, literate, red-blooded heterosexual male would have done under the circumstances.
I tried to climb a wall.
I think I may have sprained an ankle.