Truly, an impossible mission is to give away ONE free ticket to the M:I:3 premiere tonight, playing at a major cineplex in the city centre.
Either people are not interested in watching the Scientology-poster-boy in action, or are not willing to travel downtown late at night, or would prefer an extra ticket to bring along their husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend/toy-boy/trophy-chick/etc…
I am very quickly running out of single friends… what’s the rush in getting hitched anyway?
No. Don’t answer that question. You might actually end up making sense….