The 1st Annual Sashiweb Bloggers’ Choice Awards

OK, so we have 3 categories for The PPS Awards. And for each category, there’ll be 3 finalists. Assuming that every single finalist is unique (i.e. a blogger does not have more than one nomination), we’re looking at a maximum of 12 blogs becoming finalists, with each having a 33.33% chance of picking up the award.

(Unless if you’re Kenny Sia, in which case you have a 100% chance of picking up the Best Neophyte Blog award.)

So where does that leave the rest of us? With nothing, that’s what. Nada. Zip. Zilch. ZEEE-ROE.

Except, of course, that it doesn’t have to be like that! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, hot babes of all ages – I present to you The 1st Annual Sashiweb Bloggers’ Choice Awards!!!

Now, the thing about this award is that instead of letting the general riff-raff reader decide whether or not you win an award, here YOU decide what award YOU want!

Ain’t that nice?

So, maybe someone like Eyeris might say he wants to win the Biggest Malaysian Star Wars Blogger-Fan Of All Time, and I’ll say: “Dude! Congratulations! You’ve won!!”

Or maybe Jordan wants to win The Best Damn Blog Ever Written By A Caper Living In Malaysia, and I’ll say: “Dude! Congratulations! You’ve won!!”

And what if Pick Yin wants to win The Hottest Geek-Babe Blogger In Malaysia, and I’ll say: “Dudette! Congratulations! You’ve won!!”

Perhaps Idlan wants to win The Most Excellent Should-Be-Working-On-Her-PhD-But-Would-Rather-Blog-3-Times-A-Day Pop Culture Phenomenon, and I’ll say: “Doc! Congratulations! You’ve won!!”

And maybe Ash wants to win The Greatest Living Geek God In The Universe, and I’ll say: “No, really? You’re kidding, right? I mean, come on, the greatest? In the universe?” But after he gives me his XBox, I’ll say: “Dude! Congratulations! You’ve won!!”

So what are you waiting for? Leave a comment below with the name of the award* you wanna win and get one of the most prestigious awards ever** FOR ALL TIME***!!

* The Award For Best Blog Ever In The History Of Time And Creation has already been reserved.

** Even more prestigious than the Macvaysia Blog Awards. Ok, maybe equal in prestige. Or maybe just a tad below – but JUST A TAD!

*** Or until next week. Whichever comes first.

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11 thoughts on “The 1st Annual Sashiweb Bloggers’ Choice Awards”

  1. woohooo!!

    I want to run for The Least Shameful Blogger Chick in the blogosphere.. against the likes of Suanie and Minishorts..seeing as how we update the world about the graphic details of our monthly cycles.

  2. Yes, I’m sure my blog is much better than the others written by Capers in Malaysia. Must be thousands. Hundreds, perhaps. Well, maybe dozens. A handful at least. OK, I’m the only one. But I’m honoured! 🙂

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